The “Douchebag” on “Jerking Off” To His Wife
And Pete Wentz strikes again!
If you thought that Pete has had enough of opening up his big mouth and exposing secrets that no one else in their right minds even think of exposing, then you’re dead wrong. The “douchebag” has yet another revelation involving wife, Ashlee Simpson.
After revealing that Pete “pops Ambien like Skittles,” and that he’s pretty much “paranoid” most of the time, Blender magazine had revealed the best for last. Well, it appears that if he and Ashlee hadn’t gotten around to saying “I do” then he would still be “jerking off” to her pictures, just like he did before they started dating (as he made public on the Howard Stern show).
I seem to remember that Pete’s New Year’s resolution was to stop swearing around his son, Bronx Mowgli. But I think Pete doesn’t have a clear idea about what it means to have a dirty mouth.
“I hunted her down and shot the dart in her. I just had to wait for her to collapse! Basically, I’m married to the person I’d be jerking off to,” he says in Blender magazine.
Somebody get some soap and wash this bad boy’s mouth!
While “hunting” women down and “shooting darts” at her might work in the cave men days, I think that we now have a slightly more modern and better way of doing things now. But hey, it worked; he got Ash to marry her, plus got her to be the mother of his son. Do you think that we should all just revert to our cave men courting rituals? I don’t think so! Do you think that Ash would be able to forgive him this time? I’ll leave that to your judgment then.
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