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Pete = Douche Bag?

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Ashlee Simpson’s Fall Out Boy, Pete Wentz has had enough of synonyms.

The proud new papa of baby son, Bronx Mowgli, told the Blender Magazine that he has stopped reading celebrity blogs because he has come to realize that his name has become synonymous for something very unpleasant.


“I was letting the blogs get to me. It’s semi-frustrating when your name actually becomes a synonym for douche bag,” Pete lamented in an interview.

Well Pete, a li’l bit of advice (though he won’t read this since he’s laid off blogs), you might try to tone down the “revelations” a bit, and we’ll see if your synonyms will improve. I mean, come on! The public didn’t really need to know about some of the things that you said on the Howard Stern show. Although it was pretty amusing, bordering on horrifying, but amusing nonetheless.

Page Six reports that he also told the magazine that he’s “paranoid pretty much all the time. I can take three Xanax bars and not feel a thing.”

OMG! I didn’t know that celebs had access to Xanax bars! Did you?

The reporter who conducted the interview must have caught Pete at a bad time.

“Truth be told, he doesn’t look great. Dark bags ring his eyes and his skin has a waxy, jaundiced pallor,” shared the reporter.

Maybe he just caught him when he had stayed up all night long to tend to Bronx. Maybe the nannies had the night off? Or maybe this is Ash’s form of revenge? What do you think?


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