Pete’s Newest Level of “Douchebag-ness”
Just when we thought that getting married to fellow singer, Ashlee Simpson, would have cured bassist/ rocker Pete Wentz of his “douchebag-ness”, well, we thought wrong.
Pete has reached another, yet unattained beforehand, level of weirdness by taking on a water – smelly water – sport. And when I say “sport,” I do NOT mean the conventional sports like surfing, kayaking, snorkeling, swimming, wakeboarding, or scuba diving. Nor do I mean the unconventional water sports like underwater hockey or underwater rugby. So you ask, “So, just what are you talking about?!”
Ladies and gentlemen, Pete Wentz, the ever creative writer of the Fall Out Boy, has invented the game/ sport of urine roulette. So, given the name of the game, can you imagine just what it is about? Unfortunately, so can I. And I just wish that this were just a figment of someone’s imagination, but no. He has taken to the unknowing haven of YouTube to post a 9-minute video of himself playing his masterpiece.
Curious as to how it works? (Kids, do NOT try this at home, and to be safe, adults, do NOT try this at home too.) Well, Bronx’s papa (the poor kid), takes 10 empty water bottles. He then goes on to fill nine of said water bottles with apple juice. Here’s the clincher, the last one, he fills with his liquid waste. Thus the name. And it does not end there. Throughout the night, he drinks from each until he gets to the one filled with his own urine.
Sheesh. Is life really that boring for the Fall Out Boy that he has to resort to this unconventional (and disgusting) method to pass time?
Ash, please, I and the rest of the caring world, beg you, not to leave your husband alone for five minutes without leaving him anything to do to occupy his time. Please.
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