On Exes and Scales
And because Pete’s “performance” was so revealing, I couldn’t resist adding these little tidbits on the part of his interview about his exes and life before Ashlee Simpson.
» Pete said that he purposely did not go all the way with many of his Hollywood conquests before marrying Simpson because he didn’t want to have to share a long list of exes with his wife … and he didn’t want to hear her list.
» Despite Stern’s urgings, Pete said he had never fantasized about sister-in-law Jessica Simpson but said that early in his career, he told Rolling Stone that Ashlee was the one celebrity he would like to have a relationship with. A year after meeting, they began dating, but only after she felt confident his wild days were behind him.
» Stern quizzed him on his former flings, from “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” star Michelle Trachtenberg and Lindsay Lohan to his experimentation with kissing men as a Bowie-style form of freaking people out.
» “My wife will murder me if I go on the scale,” Pete said when asked by Stern to rate Trachtenberg’s prowess. “I will say that Michelle was a blast. My wife is the ultimate, though.” He later said Trachtenberg dumped him because he was living a “frat boy” lifestyle when he first moved out to Los Angeles. Though he hedged on whether he and Lohan were intimate, he said now that they’re friends, he’s happy for her because he said Lohan “seems like she’s happier” than ever in her current relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson.
Oh yeah, Pete. I think you have given yourself a ticket to being given a domestic death. Though it is the season of happiness and forgiveness and all that, so maybe Ashlee will let it pass this time. Go Simpson/ Wentz!
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