I’m Not Sure I Believe What I’m About To Tell You About Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson is reportedly planning to have a baby with her gay hairdresser.
I know, I know. I couldn’t believe it either. What’s more, I couldn’t find anything to back up that claim, other than other gossip sites. Allegedly, More magazine (which doesn’t make sense, because it is for women ages 40+, and Jessica Simpson is like HALF that age, but whatever) has reported that the singer-actress wants to be artificially inseminated with the help of her long-term friend Ken Paves.
What’s MORE (haha, get it? More magazine? What’s more? Am I the only one who thinks I’m funny?), “Jessica has considered adopting but has always wanted to experience pregnancy. She’s an old fashioned girl. She wants a child who is biologically hers,” the source said.
Uh, I don’t get that. What in the WORLD is old-fashioned about artificial insemination by a flaming gay man who has a boyfriend?
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September 19th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
[...] I know, I know. I couldn’t believe it either. What’s more, I couldn’t find anything to back up that claim, other than other gossip sites. Allegedly, More magazine (which doesn’t make sense, because it is for women ages 40+, and Jessica Simpson is like HALF that age, but whatever) has reported that the singer-actress wants to be artificially inseminated with the help of her long-term friend Ken Paves. (more…) [...]