Simpson Watch

Jessica Simpson went on a much-needed retreat. And where to? To sunny Mexico, of course, where she raised the temperature up a notch in her revealing bikinis.

The people who lambasted her last month should see her now. Rumors and gossips of weight-loss would not even touch Jess when she showed an enviable figure in the beach through a revealing bikini.

Jess, accompanied by mom Tina Simpson and a few other girlfriends opted for a vacation in Mexico where she put to rest all the weight-rumors as she paraded around in a “knee-weakening” display of her “curvaceous assets.” Ashlee, who often tags along her big sister’s escapades, was noticeably absent. Well, I guess that she chose to stay behind with her baby boy, Bronx Mowgli. At his age now, baby Bronx is sure to be a handful, what with papa Pete off on his tour, Ash will have both mom and dad to her adorable little boy.

One other noticeable absence is Jess’s boyfriend, Cowboy quarterback, Tony Romo. He had gone off with Jess on her vacations for a lot of times. This is an issue because it was noted earlier that papa Joe Simpson wanted the two to break up. Maybe that’s why her mom was there. To make sure that her boyfriend does not show up maybe? But that’s unlikely because just a few days ago, the two were seen dining with her family.

Anyways, who cares if Tony wasn’t there with Jess? Can’t the girl get a vacation on her own? And where is it written that a boyfriend should always be with his girl in every outing? Oh well, the press will always talk, and the more talk, the more there is to blog about. But anyway, Jess should use that time to reflect and decide on where she wants her career to go.

From the NY Post:

Jessica Simpson does not want you to know how she fit into her Daisy Dukes. In 2005, during a lull in her career, Simpson starred in a workout tape produced by Speedfit, a fitness video company. Although she signed a multimillion-dollar contract, she later changed her mind and prevented the video from being released by not giving final approval. (more…)

Earlier this month, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo were hiding out in Hawaii. This wasn’t just a “for fun” vacation, though – the couple were there together while Tony was playing for the NFC team in the Pro Bowl.

They look cute together, and that’s all I have to say. This is one of the few pictures of Tony Romo where I actually think he looks attractive. But that’s just me. (more…)

Jessica Simpson was at Macy’s today, signing autographs and trying not to fall out of her dress. (more…)

Ashlee Simpson recently did a photo shoot — not for a magazine, but for her upcoming album — and WOW! These photos turned out incredible. I’ve put them in order, from my favorite to my least favorite, though I have to admit that even my least favorite is pretty good.

I’m not sure how much these were photo-shopped, but I’d love to see the “before” shots to compare them. Photoshop is a lifesaver for that kind of thing.

My favorite photo is the one posted above – I love the warm, golden tones of Ashlee’s skin and hair, the metallic texture of the background and the stark black polo. Ashlee skin looks flawless in this photo! LOVE! (more…)

Ashlee Simpson attended the Just Cavalli Flagship Launch Party last week, and looked foxy while there. I’ll tell you - this girl cleans up well. Everything about her ensemble - shoes, dress, jewelry, makeup - looks perfect. It also makes me think that she must not have dressed herself. If that were the case, she might have just worn skinny jeans and a black shirt. (more…)

Ashlee Simpson joined her big sister, Jessica, in New York City for Fashion Week. Jess is nowhere to be found in these photos, but Ashlee and her mom, Tina, look like they’re having a ball at BCBG Max Azria’s show. And who’s that sitting next to Ashlee and Tina? Why, none other than Ciara! Looks like Max Azria pulled out the big guns. (more…)

Jessica Simpson and here sweet little Maltipoo, Daisy, arrived at the airport in New York yesterday for fashion week. I think Daisy looks kind of sad, all smushed in her carrier like that, but Jessica? Jessica is hot. I love that simple black dress and those awesome green earrings.
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Jessica Simpson’s home, located in West Hollywood, is absolutely gorgeous. I love how lush the backyard is - like her own private escape - with a pool that is both modern and perfect for swimming laps, dipping your feet at the water’s edge, or hosting a pool party. I mean, all people do at pool parties is lounge around, right? And it’s perfect for that. (more…)

The way Jessica Simpson has been on the cover of magazine after magazine after magazine (wait, there’s more), it’s almost like she’s promoting herself or something. Like she has a movie coming out sometime soon. Like…oh, wait. She does. And here she is on the cover of yet another mag. It’s a publication I’ve never heard of, but whatever. I’m sure someone, somewhere, does read it. (more…)

Continuing the 17 Things tradition about Ashlee Simpson…

ASHLEE CONFESSES: I don’t like going to the dentist, so I listen to my iPod while I’m there.

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Jessica Simpson is dressed in army uniform, filming the kind of (subjective) tough scene in which she broke her nose.

Jessica said she “either broke or fractured [her] nose” after accidentally hitting herself with a gun on the set of military movie ‘Major Movie Star’ in Shreveport, Louisiana. She says she can only carry on working thanks to the “magic of makeup” (seen here as it hides the bruises and swelling that she allegedly suffered in the accident). (more…)

Continuing the 17 Things tradition about Ashlee Simpson…

ASHLEE CONFESSES: I’m a huge fan of female singers like Etta James and Courtney Love.

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InStyle magazine’s September issue (with Gwen Stefani as covergirl) has some gor-jess ads to boast this year.

Jessica Simpson’s newest clothing collection is out, and Jess modeled a few for the ads. I’m sure the clothes and the collection are fine, whatever (except the skinny pants - those should be outlawed), but what I can’t get over are these photos! Jessica Simpson looks SO BEAUTIFUL and timeless.

Read on for more pics.
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We reported before that Jessica was on the cover of Germany’s edition of Glamour magazine, and it appears as though she’s making the rounds. Now Jessica is on the cover of Holland’s TV/Film magazine.

I can’t read any of this, considering it’s in Dutch, but for any of you who took Dutch classes in high school or college now is the time to brush up on your reading skills!! (Or, you know, if you’re just bilingual. And if you are, I heart you.)

To see the Dutch article, click the link below.
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