Simpson Watch

Ashlee Simpson attended the Just Cavalli Flagship Launch Party last week, and looked foxy while there. I’ll tell you - this girl cleans up well. Everything about her ensemble - shoes, dress, jewelry, makeup - looks perfect. It also makes me think that she must not have dressed herself. If that were the case, she might have just worn skinny jeans and a black shirt. (more…)

Ashlee Simpson rocked the 2007 VMAs in an ultra-short dress that showed off her ballerina-esque legs. I think she looked cute, but her skin was a little pale. Kind of ghostly. And paired with that dark eyeliner, she actually looked goth. But maybe that’s the look she was going for. (more…)

Ashlee Simpson joined her big sister, Jessica, in New York City for Fashion Week. Jess is nowhere to be found in these photos, but Ashlee and her mom, Tina, look like they’re having a ball at BCBG Max Azria’s show. And who’s that sitting next to Ashlee and Tina? Why, none other than Ciara! Looks like Max Azria pulled out the big guns. (more…)

Jessica Simpson and here sweet little Maltipoo, Daisy, arrived at the airport in New York yesterday for fashion week. I think Daisy looks kind of sad, all smushed in her carrier like that, but Jessica? Jessica is hot. I love that simple black dress and those awesome green earrings.
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The way Jessica Simpson has been on the cover of magazine after magazine after magazine (wait, there’s more), it’s almost like she’s promoting herself or something. Like she has a movie coming out sometime soon. Like…oh, wait. She does. And here she is on the cover of yet another mag. It’s a publication I’ve never heard of, but whatever. I’m sure someone, somewhere, does read it. (more…)

InStyle magazine’s September issue (with Gwen Stefani as covergirl) has some gor-jess ads to boast this year.

Jessica Simpson’s newest clothing collection is out, and Jess modeled a few for the ads. I’m sure the clothes and the collection are fine, whatever (except the skinny pants - those should be outlawed), but what I can’t get over are these photos! Jessica Simpson looks SO BEAUTIFUL and timeless.

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Poor Jessica. The girl just can’t catch a break. Her movies have all been flops, or have been predicted to be flops, her music is good but…her sound is the same (sorry, it is, I had to be honest), her love life is non-existent (I’m STILL waiting for Nick and Jessica to rekindle their marriage — it’s a long shot, I know, but I still think it could totally work out) and now? NOW? Jessica Simpson has broken her nose.

It’s true. Read on, dear readers, read on.
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E!Online has reported that Pete Wentz wants to be a model:

OMG, totally bum-gyrating news! Pete Wentz, Fall Out Boy bassist, arm candy to Ashlee Simpson and accidental Internet exhibitionist, has signed with a modeling agency. A fancy-schmancy announcement went out to fashion folk announcing Petey is available for editorial and fashion endorsements. Hire him for your next schlong-swingin’ bachelorette party now! Seriously, though (at least, as serious as it gets at AT-ville), here’s our Sick-Sick Six list of things we think Pete is just perf to endorse:

1. Guyliner: You know, as in black eyeliner but for dudes. Petey-poo always smudges the smoky stuff onto his eyes, and it’s become his signature look. Some marketing wizzes should make liner just for men, so they don’t have to dig into their chicks’ makeup bags anymore, and get Pete to be the face o’ the bitchin’ new brand. Brills!

2. T-Mobile Sidekick: This little device, so popular with the Hollywood set, is what Pete used to take pics of his privates, which somehow ended up all over everbody’s laps, I mean laptops. P.W. could encourage the rest of Tinseltown to take pics of their own nether regions and release them, instead of waiting for paparazzi to snap them exiting a car. That’ll show those upskirt snappers, right, Britney Spears?

3. Skinny Jeans: Since this guy currently wears jeans tighter than Victoria Beckham’s, he should represent the threads, already. Plus, with all the contracts certain fallen celebs have lost and Lindsay Lohan is bound to lose due to her little DUI scandals, some denim company should be needing a spokesmodel very soon.

4. Hair Products: This guy’s coif always looks like it’s been loaded with goop, slicked, spiked and flat-ironed to pissy perfection. He can even have his own line of hair extensions, à la Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton! Classy.

5. Pens: Because this dude’s got oodles of tatts, he could so totally give inky Bics some street cred, right? Kids can draw their own temporary tattoos on, just like Pete’s!

6. Condoms: And since Trojan, so far, apparently declines to sponsor this column’s Blind Vice section (which advertises penis-pokin’ activities out the wacky wazoo), I thereby cede my raincoat-sportin’ biz desires to Mr. W. Till the end of the summer, at least. A magnum magnifique idea, n’est-ce pas?

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Ashlee recently went shopping at a mall with a friend, where paparazzi caught up with her and a friend. She’s seen here riding an escalator, which really isn’t all that interesting, but check out the way she’s pretending she doesn’t see them. The funny thing is that she OBVIOUSLY wanted the attention, because why else would she bother going to a mall full of people when she can be doing some power shopping on Rodeo Drive? That’s what I want to know.

In other news, I totally love her pink shoes.

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Jessica Simpson is a big spender, she recently admitted to Harper’s Bazaar — big surprise there. But the singer/actress also revealed that while sister Ashlee “goes to a thrift store and can buy something for 20 bucks … I have to go buy a black button-down at Barneys. For $900. Because it’s a collector’s item,” she said in the magazine’s August issue, which features Jessica on the cover. When asked which career she would pick if she had to choose between music and movies, she replied, “In my music career, there have been moments of failure, and with acting I haven’t had that yet. But music is opening up my heart and every emotion inside of me.”

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She may have a killer body in our eyes, but Jessica Simpson admits she suffers from cellulite and “fat rolls,” and she’s hoping her range of beachwear will help women shed their body inhibitions and just have a good time.

Simpson debuted her swimwear collection during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in Miami, Florida this last Saturday. She had everything from skimpy sexy two-pieces to modest yet trendy one-piece suits.

She tells MTV.com, “There’s always fun in a bathing suit. And you know that when people are buying a bathing suit, they’re buying it because they want to go do something to enjoy themselves, and that’s kind of where I’m at in my life.”

She continued, “(I’m) not afraid to celebrate a woman’s body. I do want to inspire people to fall in love with their body and be confident in who they are. I mean, I’ll show you that I have fat rolls. I have cellulite here and there, but I just want people to know that I’m a real person.”

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Here’s some gossip from inside Jessica Simpson’s Bikini Launch After Party:

After debuting her eponymous swimwear collection, Jessica Simpson hosted a party in the Redroom at the Shore Club’s Skybar. My Miami party spies tell me the vixen—surrounded by bodyguards—refused to answer any questions without her mother, Tina, present. (Isn’t that the polar opposite of Britney Spears?!) With sis Ashlee a no-show, Jess controlled the spotlight, looking amazing and making guys jealous by focusing all her flirtations on mane man Ken Paves.

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Jessica Simpson just released her new swimwear line, which she helped design. At her fashion show, models paraded the catwalk wearing Jessica’s designs, while Jessica watched them closely. She seemed absolutely delighted - and she should. Some of these swimsuits are actually cute - I wasn’t sure what to expect!

Tons of pics after the jump.
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Jessica Simpson is keeping it real — for now. “I’ve had none,” she says, when asked about plastic surgery.

“But maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my bellybutton, I would get them lifted,” Simpson tells fashion designer pal Michael Kors, who writes about her in the August issue of Harper’s Bazaar, on newsstands July 24. She adds, “But you know, my boobs are real.”

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More and more celebrities are confused by their wardrobe (and are desperately in need of a stylist), as Ashlee proves to us this weekend. A wool cap and knee socks? In the hot summer weather?

Maybe there is more in that brown paper bag than just flavored water…

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