Ash Gets Fugged!
During an appearance in the Australian MTV Awards, Ashlee Simpson, got the attention of online snarkfest, Go Fug Yourself, which is “synonymous with the (sometimes unfair) critiquing of celebrities’ sartorial choice,” according to Pedestrian.TV.
The post is composed of a faux-dialogue between Ashlee and hubby, Pete Wentz on the use of Ash’s Ellery dress’s back draping as a baby sling. Read the entire dialogue below.
PETE WENTZ: Ashlee? You’re supposed to be smiling more.
ASHLEE SIMPSON-WENTZ: Pete? Honey pie? You’re not smiling either.
PETE: You’re the one who said, “Oh, everyone thinks we’re having marital problems. We have to be HAPPY.”
ASHLEE: Just because I’m not showing my teeth doesn’t mean I’m not smiling. See? I have an upturn to my mouth. I’m just being STYLISH. What’s your excuse?
PETE: My excuse is that you’re not being stylish, and I’m aggravated.
ASHLEE: Said the boy whose pants are riding up over his socks.
PETE: Seriously, what are you wearing?
ASHLEE: It’s FABULOUS. You just don’t get it. I sewed a cape onto my dress in the shape of an infant sling! That way, I can wear this and bring the baby out with us. Or just use it as my purse. Or just remind everyone that I am both hip AND a grounded mother who always has her child in her heart.
PETE: It’s insane. You look like a witch. You’re going to catch that thing on a chair and fall over and concuss yourself and probably get amnesia, and THEN where will we be?!?
ASHLEE: On the cover of People?
PETE: … Hmm. Actually, that’s not a bad silver lining. Just try not to have the kid in it when it happens.
I actually found it funny. Though I think that Ash’s dress was gorgeous on her, but I was also wondering what the black drape on her back was for. This was just a fun contemplation on a question that they were also asking themselves.
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