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We reported before that Jessica was on the cover of Germany’s edition of Glamour magazine, and it appears as though she’s making the rounds. Now Jessica is on the cover of Holland’s TV/Film magazine.

I can’t read any of this, considering it’s in Dutch, but for any of you who took Dutch classes in high school or college now is the time to brush up on your reading skills!! (Or, you know, if you’re just bilingual. And if you are, I heart you.)

To see the Dutch article, click the link below.
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Ashlee recently hooked up with Seventeen magazine for a photo shoot, and unlike some celebrities (ahem, Britney Spears!), the spread turned out delightfully. I’ve scanned it for you, just because I love you so. Without further ado: the cover, the article, the shoot. And stay tuned next week for SEVENTEEN THINGS YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT ASHLEE (and neither did I).

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Ashlee and Pete headed to Chicago this past weekend for a playdate at Lollapalooza. Check out the candid photos of the lovebirds at the concert! I usually don’t like Ashlee’s style when she’s out-and-about around town, but her black dress and hat are really cute this time!

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Just for you, SimpsonWatch.com has acquired more pictures of Jessica Simpson on the set of her newest movie, Major Movie Star.

Personally, I think she looks REALLY CUTE in camoflauge - and I can think of a ton of soldiers who really would love to serve our country alongside her. Talk about motivation to stay in the field!

Tons more pics after the jump.
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Jessica recently graced the covers of the German edition of Glamour magazine, and holy smokes - she looks hot. I love the smokey, Egyptian-esque eye her makeup artist gave her, and the sultry look she’s giving the camera. She looks like an International Woman of Mystery!

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E!Online has reported that Pete Wentz wants to be a model:

OMG, totally bum-gyrating news! Pete Wentz, Fall Out Boy bassist, arm candy to Ashlee Simpson and accidental Internet exhibitionist, has signed with a modeling agency. A fancy-schmancy announcement went out to fashion folk announcing Petey is available for editorial and fashion endorsements. Hire him for your next schlong-swingin’ bachelorette party now! Seriously, though (at least, as serious as it gets at AT-ville), here’s our Sick-Sick Six list of things we think Pete is just perf to endorse:

1. Guyliner: You know, as in black eyeliner but for dudes. Petey-poo always smudges the smoky stuff onto his eyes, and it’s become his signature look. Some marketing wizzes should make liner just for men, so they don’t have to dig into their chicks’ makeup bags anymore, and get Pete to be the face o’ the bitchin’ new brand. Brills!

2. T-Mobile Sidekick: This little device, so popular with the Hollywood set, is what Pete used to take pics of his privates, which somehow ended up all over everbody’s laps, I mean laptops. P.W. could encourage the rest of Tinseltown to take pics of their own nether regions and release them, instead of waiting for paparazzi to snap them exiting a car. That’ll show those upskirt snappers, right, Britney Spears?

3. Skinny Jeans: Since this guy currently wears jeans tighter than Victoria Beckham’s, he should represent the threads, already. Plus, with all the contracts certain fallen celebs have lost and Lindsay Lohan is bound to lose due to her little DUI scandals, some denim company should be needing a spokesmodel very soon.

4. Hair Products: This guy’s coif always looks like it’s been loaded with goop, slicked, spiked and flat-ironed to pissy perfection. He can even have his own line of hair extensions, à la Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton! Classy.

5. Pens: Because this dude’s got oodles of tatts, he could so totally give inky Bics some street cred, right? Kids can draw their own temporary tattoos on, just like Pete’s!

6. Condoms: And since Trojan, so far, apparently declines to sponsor this column’s Blind Vice section (which advertises penis-pokin’ activities out the wacky wazoo), I thereby cede my raincoat-sportin’ biz desires to Mr. W. Till the end of the summer, at least. A magnum magnifique idea, n’est-ce pas?

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Lately, every time I see a picture of Ashlee and Pete, I have to admit that I’m liking them more and more. And that is kind of hard for me to admit, because in general I really don’t like Pete, and I find Ashlee the tiniest bit annoying, which is why I don’t really comment about her personally a lot on this site.

But now? My whole plan of cynicism is RUINED, because I’m starting to like them. Both. Well, as a couple, at least. So, to celebrate, here are some candids of the pair having coffee a week ago. Because I’m generous like that.

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Last week, Ashlee Simpson and her rocker boyfriend, Pete Wentz, were seen leaving the restaurant Toast. The two look happy together, despite recent rumors of their engagement and pregnancy. Both have denied the validity to either rumor, but we’re still holding out hope for the happy couple!

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